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Your Granddaddy’s Idea of a Hot Party

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We stumbled onto a January 1959 edition of Playboy, which was mighty racy for the time but by today’s standards reads and looks like a copy of Vanity Fair - only tamer.

Anyhow, one service article clues readers in to the hottest “party games” of the moment. Not to scare you, but apparently this is what your Mom and Grandmom were doing after you nibbled on blue-tinted cream cheese in celery, port cheese logs on a Ritz and sneaked a hit of your drunk uncle’s Johnny Walker Red. We’ve got a new game: Try these out at your next shindig and test the reaction of your guests. First one to call you a douche to your face wins.

From Playboy January 1959:

Under the Sheet” is a fine stunt to play on the life of the party. A guest is placed under a sheet and told to take off something he or she has on. Guest must continue to take things off under the sheet until he realizes that the “something” to be removed is the sheet itself.

“Ha-Ha” is really a relaxing ice-breaker. Everybody stretches out on the floor with his head on someone else’s stomach. At a signal from the host, everyone laughs out loud. Heads bob happily on the shaking tummies, the forced laughter becomes genuine and your party is on its way.

In “Fumble” guests are blindfolded, after which they must try to find their dates. The catch is that talking is not allowed, so identification must be done by groping. Once dates find each other, they can remove their blindfolds and watch the others searching. The last couple to complete the game must pay a forfeit.

The Grapefruit Conundrum and the Problem with Big Pharma

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There are many many reasons to not trust trust the pharmaceutical companies, but here just one that I just irks me to no end.

Consider, if you will, the case of Red Grapefruit.

According to a 2006 study by Israeli scientists (and other subsequent studies) testers who ate red grapefruit for a 30 day period saw reductions of anywhere from 15 to 30% in their “bad” cholesterol levels. Wonderful to hear for people with high and borderline cholesterol, right?

Well, here’s the thing that’s confusing. Those who have been prescribed cholesterol lowering statins like Lipitor are warned not to consume grapefruit while taking the medication because of an adverse “grapefruit interaction” that may harmfully increase the effectiveness of the drugs. Say what? Read the rest of this entry »

Marian Anderson Sings, uh, the Classics

andersoncat1.jpgLike everybody else Black I grew up learning about the amazing accomplishments of Marian Anderson and how the Daughters of the American Republic refused to allow her to sing at Washington DC’s famous Constitution Hall, as well as her triumphant performance on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. We can probably assume historians are correct and the decision was made due to racism. But I’d be curious to know if that decision was made before or after the release of this album, “Snoopycat: The Adventures of Marian Anderson’s Cat, Snoopy.”I thought this was a PhotoShop joke when someone sent me the album cover, but it’s for real. You can listen to some of it at the Smithsonian Folkways link above. To be completely fair, it’s catalogued under Music for Children and no sillier (in theory) than Frank Sinatra singing “High Hopes” but the image is just odd given what we’ve been taught of her history.Needless to say, if you’ve got this tucked somewhere in your vinyl collection, you might want to hold on to it.

You Learn Something New Every Day

300px-ars_breadfruit49.jpgBreadfruit” is one of those words I let blow by me for most of my life, reading it in books about exploration, Columbus and slavery and having some sense of its importance as a cash crop at one point in history. But I must admit that other than thinking it was a funny name for a fruit I never got any deeper into knowing much about it. Coming from a family that always admonished me never to let words be spoken or read in my presence that I did not know, that’s inexcusable.

So I’m browsing one of my favorite blogs on African business, Timbuktu Chronicles, and read a post about breadfruit being an underutilized crop, particularly given its nutritional power and potential flexibility for other uses. Which all pointed to a Wikipedia definition of why it’s called breadfruit.

Apparently the fruit is boiled or baked until tender before eating and tastes similar to a potato, but it’s smell when cooked gives off the scent of freshly baked bread. Hence, breadfruit. Duh.

Am I the only idiot who didn’t know this?

And by the way, breadfruit is not those big green balls that you find falling off the trees in your local park, even though it looks like it. Don’t you even think about eating that.

Obama, Long-Legged Mack Daddy

The “Honorable” James David Manning, PhD, has been making these videos and sending them over YouTube for a bit. And this is one of his more tame sermons.
Don’t you love how he keeps repeating “Oh I’m not making these statements because I support Bill Clinton or anything…”

And what’s a man with the “word of God in his mouth” doing watching big breasted white women on You Tube? Clearly he doesn’t get out much. Hate to tell you, Pastor, Obama Girl is a 34C at best.

It’s the last line that’s the most scary. “Obama is an emissary of the Devil. I’m your last hope.”

We’re doomed.

Pressapalooza #1: The Press Releases We Get

As you might imagine, everybody who is and isn’t anybody of color in the US and around the world and who thinks they have something hot to plug, eventually gets around to sending Ebony, Jet or EbonyJet.com (or all of us) a press release. We’re certainly not complaining. Free books? Cool. Free music? Cooler. Free tech products that don’t have to be sent back? Even better.

And then there’s everything, some things more, uh…interesting than others. And since we’ll probably never use it anywhere else, these Pressapalooza posts are where you’ll see them.

So here goes the first:

This guy bills himself as “The Planet’s Only Black Neil Diamond Tribute Performer”, which of course begs the question - “Why?”

But let’s let his press release tell his own story:

My name is Theron Denson, and I perform a show billed as the world’s only African American Neil Diamond tribute singer. It is called the”Black Diamond Show” and I have performed all over the country,including on national television. The Jimmy Kimmel Live show on ABC really brought me to the attention of the nation.
I have been profiled in the supermarket magazine, National Examiner,as well as in major newspapers across the U.S. including( Chicago Reader,Denver Post,Detroit Free Press,Kansas City Star, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Akron Beacon-Journal, Lexington(KY)Herald-Leader and others.

I have shared billing with, or opened for Boys II Men, the Village People, Taylor Dayne, the Spinners and Three Dog Night as well as the Coasters and country singers Brad Paisley and Kathy Mattea.
I have performed with a symphony orchestra and for two U.S Governors as well as several high profile nationally renowned political figures. With the encouragement of my pals the Pointer Sisters, I am interested in bringing my show to Las Vegas. I am hoping you will visit my sites and that it will garner your attention.

Talk About a Mixed Crowd

Obviously just happenstance and scheduling, but it was pretty interesting that last Saturday Farrakhan-powered Nation of Islam Saviour’s Day coincided with the International Kennel Club of chicago’s big Dog Show at Chicago’s McCormick Place Convention Center. Pretty funny to watch the vastly white dog-lover crowd mix it up in the hallways and wait in the Starbucks line with hundreds of bow-tied and be-scarfed Black folk. The look of befuddlement on both dies was fairly priceless.

More Reports from the Front from Adrienne Samuels

Orangeburg, S.C. — The invasion is nearly over.

After three long weeks of being poked and prodded by political doctors, the residents of the Palmetto State will soon be able to resume their normal, quiet lives. They’re all holding their breath for Saturday night’s primary, where someone – anyone – will get a thumbs up from the state’s democrats. And then, only then will the hordes of reporters and volunteers and movie stars and old-head politicos leave sweet South Carolina.
This means that parents visiting their children at the University of South Carolina will be able to book a hotel room again. And South Carolina State University students will travel to Atlanta to see superstars like Usher in person, instead of seeing them on campus for a candidate. Old men sitting on street corners in Orangeburg will no longer interrupt their conversations to respond to random questions delivered by random White reporters hailing from the BBC, the Wall Street Journal and CNN.

Even the Black newspaper here can go back to normal after its managing editor endured the following, ridiculous question (posed by another newspaper reporter she was reluctant to name): “Where can I find some Black women to quote for my story?”
Something about all this hoopla over a state full of very tiny, very poor towns feels a bit disingeniuous and manufactured. The Obama headquarters here buzzed with excitement, overflowed with cars and certainly kept many pizza delivery guys happy. But as one Clinton worker noted: “Well, I got a job until January 26th. Then I’ll get fired. That’s what they don’t tell you when they sign you up.”
Pretty soon the all-seeing presidential eye will leave this land of mustard-colored barbecue and Gulf oysters- trading it all for the deserts of California and the uncertainty of Midwest swing states.
Then what?

The cluster of old men and young men who sift through the ancient gas station on Magnolia Street in Orangeburg say they’ve been here before. Their town and their county is the pinnacle of the Black vote here in South Kakalacki. After their votes are taken, as has happened in decades of elections past, the politicians will fade away and the residents won’t see another superstar again unless it’s at the movie theatre. And that seems unlikely in a town where person after person streams into the old gas station to buy one, single, solitary cigarette. It’s only 30 cents. No one here buys the whole pack.
“They’ve been flooding us, it’s true,” says William Hickson, 71, sitting on a stool inside the College Corner All-American Gas station, where nothing is digital and the coffee is free. It’s a place that has the feel of a barbershop, yet sells penny candy, Colt 45, Trojans and Little Debbie snacks for the students who come by with the munchies.
For the old-heads who collect here everyday to talk, the memories run deep. Obama isn’t the only one who tried to catch the attention of the college students at nearby SCSU and Clafin University. Jesse Jackson did it too, back in 1984. Jackson signed up plenty of students.
“They registered like the devil,” remembers Hickson, a ward leader in those days. “But after it was over you could tell who registered with Jesse because they didn’t show up.”
This is not to say that Obama’s kids won’t come through. It is to say that these seasoned gentlemen have seen it all and they know that, though many among them live in tiny, two bedroom shacks, no one running for office can afford to skip them over. No one would dare, they say, since O-burg’s ace in the hole is not the president, but the majority whip, Senator James E. Clyburn.
“In this town, they know their power,” says Ulysses S. Jarvis Jr., 78, dressed smartly in Sunday pants and a pony hair, wide-brimmed hat. “We have a good reputation.” — A .P. S.

Better Watch Yourself

Where does web innovation end and invasion of privacy begin? Well, if you’re one of those folks who like to enjoy a morning cuppa au naturel you might want to stay away from the windows. Google Maps Street Views* continues to expand it’s reach, adding a number of new cities, including: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Portland and Tucson. For those not lucky enough to have been added yet – this thing is web maps on human growth hormone. 360 degree views at street level means casing a house has never been so easy! As the good folks at the Chicago Sun-Times have discovered you can now literally read the number on someone’s front door…or catch people unknowingly immortalized in the Googleverse. It’s not clear what the economic value of this widget is yet, except in a really (really) broad sense (i.e. I guess I’ll use maps more). Maybe something new and cool is the whole point.